best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out
i think you need a nap satan
Fill the tub up half way then ride it with my Surfbort
I wish she’d a had broke her fuckin neck doin this dumb shit smfh
cause of death: too shy to call ambulance
Didn’t want to inconvenience anyone
Someone else might have needed it more
One time I saw a truck in a ditch at night. I wasn’t gonna stop since I’m a girl and it was dark, but I called 911.
The first thing I said was “sorry to bother you”
I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards.
friendly reminder that in this gif gus already knows hes gonna die
you really need to grab a dictionary and look up the word friendly
I AM THE ALPHA OF ALPHAS
I AM THE APEX PREDATOR
I AM DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS
I AM THE DEMON WOLF
what am i?
my best friends name is elsa and today she said “i wish people would stop asking me if i wanna build a fucking snowman”